You know what this election needs…

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In 2008 Sarah Palin raised her fist to the sky and announced to America “Joe The Plumber” (gosh I miss her she is two episodes away from Honey-Boo-Boo I’m sure) but back on track, 2012 doesn’t have a ‘Joe The Plumber’ so I say they need this guy 

Election of 2012 could use a “Magic Mike”.  A “Magic Mike” would subsequently go on every campaign much like Joe The Plumber did in ’08.  No one would give a flying Twinkie about the tax plan.  I say spread the wealth y’all.  Oh yeah…spread it alright.

The next best thing from the Swiss since Roger Federer

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Swiss you are such trend setters with your cheese, your athletic shoes (K-Swiss) and now this

I stumbled upon this lucky charm on the relaxation section of my locale 7-11 next to my fav ginger flavored Kombucha tea.  The Nordic cross beacons like a light of hope in between the Coors lite and Gatorade.