Can this prisoners get amnesty?

A few years ago, this prisoners did a Michael Jackson rendition of “Thriller” now they’ve done it again with “Dangerous”.  Should American justice system  add it on our agenda ‘Dance Rehabilitation’?  Shouldn’t these guys make shanks out of toothbrushes? ( Shawshank Redemption, remember?) Couldn’t some of them fly here in U.S (just like the 15-year old pirate from Somalia) and have the best day ever?  Someone behind the bars is somebody’s Tito Boy and he’s missing his Ate Baby.  Enjoy this video.  Hope your week is off to a good start.

Skittle commercial

The man in the mirror is actually speaking “Tagalog” however, the tailor,  I couldn’t make what language he’s speaking. 

A puppy in The White House and a puppy for me

     I can relate to the dilemma of President Elect Mr. Obama of choosing the right kind of puppy.  My 7-year boy suffers from allergies as well but the hypoallergenic trait doesn’t factor in on his list of the puppy’s pedigree. 

     So his dad and I gave him a research project simply because we wanted to stall his want of having a puppy.  I didn’t think that my kid would follow through and at age 7, I was pretty impressed of his starting point of research, his school library.  Soon he was coming home with stacks of books from pugs to wiener dogs to labs and poodles.  He even made a list of what he is looking for in a puppy.  (I hope he applies this knowledge when he starts searching for a wife but let’s not go there.)  Little dude’s sentence began something like this (almost poetic), “What I want in a puppy…”

A puppy that can swim or surf.

A puppy that can climb a tree.

A puppy that I can ride like a big horse.

A puppy that will protect and defend.

I want a lab.

His list went on.  So this what my son is in the pet market for …he wants a Labra-squirrel (climbing ability), a Labra-dolphin (a surfing buddy), A coppoodoodle ( a police and a poodle mix).  If any of you know where I can find a perfect pet let me know and one more thing my husband wants a Labra-wife.    

 

 

 

 

Get Out And Vote!!!

I’m really looking forward to tomorrow because I swear if hear the word “maverick” again, it will drive me to drink.  I don’t mean like drink with umbrellas but a drink that can make your nose hair curl.  Even 7-11 is tallying in on the election.  I swear I thought my free-range eggs have been endorsed as well.  I really did try to keep my political view to myself until the jackasses challenged me.  I was recently called by a Pinky and The Brain supporter an O.L.B (Obama Loving Beeyootch) and my e-mail has been on the ‘hot seat’.  I’ve had a busy weekend answering political accusations such as “soon I will be wearing a black veil”…hmmmm come to think of it a long black drape might be a good fashion alternative to our perpetually young hip fashion that resembles a string and a band-aid as a garment.  Yup Obama definitely!  That’s a trip I’m willing to risk to get to the Candy Mountain.  If McCain wins, it’s Sarah P.  that would move into the White House and the White House will need a bigger closet to accommodate her $150,000+ wardrobe (cause she’ll be a VP) and her gun collection.  She’ll replace the décor with Caribou head mounted on the wall and a tacky battery powered singing salmon.  McCain might have to conduct conferences in the comfort of the best senior home his money can buy.  As for Obama having terrorist affiliations and a socialist well Mr. Barrack Obama just happen to be black.  Don’t be in the racist closet that your in Narnia.  When 911 hit, I stood in line for a day trying to donate blood for the Red Cross.  Tomorrow, I’m willing to stand in line again for a day, if I have to, for a lifetime of change and hope. 

 

Thriller!

 

One last Halloween post.

Hope you think it’s funny as much as I do.

My fellow Pinoys

My fellow pinoys…in five days it’s election time.  Please do not forget, as an American citizen or a Naturalized American Citizen, your right to cast your ballot.  Take note I said ballot and not balut!  Big difference. A balut is a food we test the loyalty of our not-pinoy friends.  My fellow white friends, in case you did not know or your pinoy (Filipino) friend(s) has not let you in on this type of food it is because this type of food just ups the ante on culinary nastiness.

Psssst!  Hoy!

Please do not put “Manny Pacquiao” for president.  Even if  he’s been to Vegas and you’ve seen him box and win countless times on pay-per-view.  He is not an American citizen.

Please do not treat this election like “Dancing With The Stars” just because Cheryl ain’t dancing with either candidate, you still have to vote.  Text messaging is not a form of electoral voting.

No you cannot wish for either candidate to go in the octagon with UFC Brandon Vera and see who outlast- to much liability involve.

And no, no, no, Sarah Palin will never be in any of our beauty pageant.  

  Oh,sige! see you at the polls.