What kind of person would buy a Snuggie?

So I couldn’t sleep last night and while I tried to make a sensible decision to either raid the fridge or reach for the remote, I opted for the latter choice and saw this commercial about “The Snuggie”.  What kind of person would buy this crap?  Seriously, if this product is being sewn in China or (insert country name here) what in the world do they really think of Americans?  Honestly, can you REALY see yourself in a Snuggie during your child’s sporting event?!    This product should be banned because it will lead to a Hate Crime!  Enjoy the parody.

Karma and Reincarnation

I’m not supertitious but if karma finally caught up to  OJ Simpson.  Could it be Judge Lance Ito’s dissaperance from the limelight is due to  reincarnation?

Here is a picture of Judge Ito in 1995

the “Pregnant Man”

Superstition?  Coincidental?  Serendipity?  the resemblance is too uncanny to ignore.

Halloween Questionare

Halloween is one of our favorite holiday besides Chriskwanukkah (Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah).  So the following questionare is to jump start your halloween ’spirit’ (no pun intended).  Git R done it’s in a week.

1.  Favorite Halloween Treat?

-  Kit-Kat, Twix

2.  Least Favorite Treat?

- Sugar daddy, Mary janes (these candies can seal your teeth together)

3.  Scariest movie ever seen?

- The Exorcist (1973)

- Audition (1999) subtitled, Japanese film ( you have been warned.  this movie will get into your psyche. )

4.  Best Costume

kids:

- Homemade (for additional merit) Luke Skywalker

materials:  over sized white sweat pants and sweat shirt (of course not home made)

but… 1 yard of burlap fabric (from a craft store) cut and shape into a vest.  Finished of with a cheese cloth (again fabric store) as a belt and a light saber for accessory and duck boots.

Merchant China Man

materials:  two basket (craft store), bamboo poles (home depot or any garden center), old clothes cut ramdomly in places, flip flops, rice hat (costume store) and fake mustache.

5.  Lamest Costume:

- A t-shirt that says “this is my costume”

6.  Weirdest Thing You ever found in your or your child’s treat bag?

- Religous flyer

- Toothbrush (has no trade-in value)

- Pencils

- McDonald’s french fries coupon (we never ever claim)

7.  Supertitous beliefs?

- None for me but my mom is superstitous  like turning the plate when someone is about to leave right before dinner or during dinner or you can’t have odd number of people when taking a picture (particularly having 3 people in the pix) this always leads to an argument in my family because my brother always teased me when we were young that I was going to die (i’m still here, sucka!)

8.  Do you think your house is haunted, have you experienced at one time some one is watching you, have you been ever been visited by a ’spirit’ particularly a loved-one?

- No my home is a happy home.

- No creepy eyes for me

- In dream like form and they were all positive experiences.

9.  Passing out candy or Trick-or-Treating with the kids?

Mine is the latter.

10.  Best part for guys and gals on Halloween?

- Females get to dress a little more provocative without being labeled or judge as a garden tool or simply put ” a ho fo sho!”