This morning I had the jitters already and I haven’t had my high-octane coffee yet courtesy of Starbucks. Between my counter arbitration to my non-believer acquaintances and casting my ballot, I’m definitely blacklisted into any flake-republican sponsored dinner party. Oh well, they never liked the wine I bring in a sippy carton box anyways. What a bunch of snobs! Not to mention the “gizzard” dish I brought in on culture night. The invitation said “authentic dish from a country of your choice” like the ring leader slaved over “Coq Au Win” French version of the American drunk-chicken I thought my dish was by far scores high on authenticity but no one liked it.
So today I voted “Yeahbama” as oppose to “Nobama” (I know I’m still going against the grain) I had the urge to raise my fist in the sky and do the “ocho-ocho” dance I once saw on cable – not sure either Wowwoweee or Gigante Sabado channel then I remembered I’m a member of PTA so I must act like a proper citizen and I didn’t want to risk being tased in public. No part deux of “Don’t Tase me Bro!” with me, as the starring role and I didn’t want to be cited for “electioneering” within certain yards or feet from the voting poll. The flake-repubs are very careful on how they represent themselves in public. They’re so eerily put together like Cindy McCain or Dick Cheney he always looks so fresh after a good day of hunting or my acquaintance (insert his or her name here) I had no idea until this election that he/she is so narrow minded (that’s me saying it mildly).
So thank you readers. In which some of you are subjected to look into my cluttered noggin. Last time I canvassed politically full force, I was in high school. I was a registered young Democrat and no I didn’t mind licking envelopes for Dukakis. Our headquarter was located to now replaced by Sam’s Club on a (fill in the name) Blvd. The over-zealous, narrow-minded Repub-retards conjured up a flame within me. You should see my e-mail transcript.
On a serious note I shall leave you with this from 1972 Lyndon B. Johnson addressing Civil Rights.
Let me remind you that history is cruel to those who wants to leave this world a better place. Keep inspiring.
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